I had a strange dream tonight in which i had a dog called Kartyffel, who did not like clerics, so what a dog to do?
Kartyffel suspiciously snooped the gift probably brought by local cleric. Of course, who knows, how they really call their local religious nutheads. Anyway, the gift looked like an elephant. For a short period, that is. Kartyffel probably did not like elephants. Something oozed out from the cracked shell and took the shape of an overeaten walrus.
Everything that stays between walrus and elephant, can be eaten, Kartyffel reasoned. He ate the freaking thing right away.